The White Rhino do.
There is something to be said for social media via Wikipedia's entry on Cookie Puss.
And Fudgy the Whale!
How bout a vintage clip of Cookie O'Puss on You Tube?
I'm pretty sure Tom Carvel invented crack.
Smucker's Is Dead to Me
This morning I opted for Smucker's All Natural Peanut Butter over my old standby Skippy Creamy. It was the Reduced Fat logo on the Skippy that threw me off as I give fat the credit for letting the goop off the roof of the mouth.
Get home and open the Smucker's and out pours a tablespoon of peanut oil down my cabinet's facade. I am furious. I am tempted to bring the jar back across the street to the Korean grocer who I have known for seven years, but alas the label reads: Separation of oil and butter may occur. Simply mix together and enjoy the taste.
Simply mix together! That shit is harder than concrete!
I was negligent. I should have read the label. Damn those clever bastards at Smucker's!
Be careful what you wish for ...
Smucker's ad executive dies at 80